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THE CHAOTIC QUEER CRIME COMEDY

After unexpectedly inheriting their parents’ funeral home and crematorium, irresponsible gays, Max and Gigi Allen, find themselves in a deadly but extremely profitable partnership with Boston’s most notorious crime family, testing just how far they are willing to go to uphold their “it girl” lifestyle.

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PRODUCTION: BOSTON. SUMMER 2026.

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After Max and Gigi Allen’s parents face an untimely death, the self-absorbed siblings are focused on one thing. The life insurance money. All of the resources they could possibly need to keep up with their flashy gay lifestyle and nepo baby friends. Except, there’s one problem...their parents left them a musty old funeral home instead. How grotesque!

 

Their plans to sell the home are quickly derailed when they are kidnapped by Boston mobsters, Mario Bianchi and Big Capicola, who have been secretly using the home’s crematorium for “official business.” They present the money-hungry siblings with an offer they can’t refuse. $10,000 per body. That’s like one whole Chanel purse! As suspicion of their operation starts to grow and Linda the Lawyer Bitch starts chasing them down, Max and Gigi are faced with no choice but to reopen the funeral home with help from misfit former-employee, Merla.

 

From botched burials to stolen heirlooms to a teensy tiny black market organ sale, the irresponsible siblings find themselves further and further testing the bounds of how far they are willing to go to uphold their appearances. But don’t worry, they are totally NOT the bad guys!

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